Wednesday, June 3, 2009

2 pairs of super-special compression maternity hose: $20.



Time elapsed before runs in hose: 2 weeks and 4 weeks.



1 pair of super-special compression footless maternity hose to enable sandal wear: $28.



Time elapsed before run in hose: 2 weeks.



2 more pairs of super-special compression maternity hose: $20.



Time elapsed before run in hose: 1 day and counting.



Realization that these flimsy tissue-paper ripoff contraptions will do absolutely nothing to stop varicose veins: Oh, just priceless.

3 comments:

  1. That sucks dude. They have surgeery that can fix em if they get reall y bad though.

    I had a friend whose sister in law grew a freaking BEARD while she was pregnant. At least it's not that.

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  2. Beard? Whoa. Yeah, at least I can avoid wearing shorts.

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  3. I know right? I swear I would go FULL GOTH and wear a black veil before I went in public with a beard.

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