2 pairs of super-special compression maternity hose: $20.
Time elapsed before runs in hose: 2 weeks and 4 weeks.
1 pair of super-special compression footless maternity hose to enable sandal wear: $28.
Time elapsed before run in hose: 2 weeks.
2 more pairs of super-special compression maternity hose: $20.
Time elapsed before run in hose: 1 day and counting.
Realization that these flimsy tissue-paper ripoff contraptions will do absolutely nothing to stop varicose veins: Oh, just priceless.
That sucks dude. They have surgeery that can fix em if they get reall y bad though.
ReplyDeleteI had a friend whose sister in law grew a freaking BEARD while she was pregnant. At least it's not that.
Beard? Whoa. Yeah, at least I can avoid wearing shorts.
ReplyDeleteI know right? I swear I would go FULL GOTH and wear a black veil before I went in public with a beard.
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